Today's Mystery Shop Item Is Hippie Chick Deodorant

I can't remember exactly who's behind this particular fragrance but I think it may be Impulse. Hippie Chick smells OK I guess, for an Impulse deodorant (ooh burn). But quite frankly I find it strange that anyone is marketing a deodorant to capture the essence of a hippie. Hippies are well known for their offensive odours. Infact if you are looking out to smell like a hippie, here's a cheaper option than this deodorant, NOTHING. Hippies are happy to rock their B.O. and if you wanna smell like a Hippie I suggest you do the same. Pot, incence and sweat are probably about all you need to get the authentic hippie fragrance. The idea of spending money purely for hippie cred is kind of paradoxical don't you think? I can think of all sorts of negative labels to attach to this particular way of life but "sellout" would not be one of them. The only times hippies are prepared to spend are when forking out those extra bucks for the organic mungbeans or Woodford tickets (zing). Anyway I'm starting to get that ol' feeling I get sometimes when I post where I can visualize all my readers being all offended and start firing up the negative comments. Don't worry guys, I'm not dissing Woodford. I realise it's not JUST hippies who go there and I'm sure all my non-hippie friends who are going will have a great time (and not be wearing Hippie Chick deodorant.)