Let me get one thing cleared up before I start todays post. I think the Harry Potter Series is pretty good. It was engaging and every book seemed to surpass the one before it in terms of quality. That said there have always been things that bugged me about the series that I found either hard to swallow or ill thought out. So today I decided to provide a convenient list of what mistakes and such I've spotted in the series. Here goes.
Powerful Wizards
It was never actually ever made clear to me what made a wizard powerful. There are many occasions in the series where characters would mention some person being a powerful wizard but it was never clear exactly what made them so. At times I was put in mind of a Dragon Ball Z-esqu scenario in which two characters would huff and pant at each other until the person who did the loudest, most vein popping squat thrust would emerge as the most powerful and wipe the other off the face of the earth. But did wizards actually have levels of power? Did they have a stock of magic akin to a fantasy RPG? Or was it just the fact that knowing a whole bunch of spells and being clever enough to use them on the fly that made them powerful? If that were the case you'd think there'd be many more powerful wizards in the world. Actually, come to think of it, most of the wizards in the book are retards; happy to stroll through life using nothing more than simple charms and shit so that their food serve itself and the like. There were also the occasions where Dumbledore would claim that things like love and friendship were what made a powerful wizard. That all sounds very nice and good but it kinda makes it seem like even non-magic folk could accidently become a powerful wizard just by being in a really friendly group of people and gettingso drunk that they're hanging off each other and sharing their "I love you man" sentiments. Actually this "love conquers all" theme brings me nicely to my next point.
Harry Surviving The Avada Kedavra
For the early parts of the series the circumstances in which Harry was able to survive the "death curse" Avada Kedavra was left a mystery. It again seemed to come down to Harry "being a powerful wizard by some arbitrary designation." At some point though, Dunmbledore reveals that Harry's mum was able to protect him by essentially loving him enough to sacrifice herself. Ok book, again with the love card, fair enough I suppose. BUT Harry is the only person known EVER to have survived that curse. So what? We're supposed to believe that Harry's mum is the only mother in the wizarding world EVER with strong maternal instincts? What, are you kidding me? The way peoples lives were being torn apart by Voldemort you'd think that there'd be a couple more than just the one wouldn't you? I personally preferred Harry's survival story when it was a mystery. Oh, and one other thing? Remember in the first book how Harry was able to defeat Voldemort by touching him because he was still being protected by that love-spell-thing and then Voldemort is able to overcome it in book four by using Harry's blood to grant himself a new body? How the fuck does that work? Voldemort says something along the line of "your protected blood is in my veins now, so I'm now immune to the spell" but really that makes no sense. Why doesn't Harry's blood burn through Voldemort's veins? Why was a rejuvination spell able to do what The Ultimate Death Spell wasn't? Speaking of which.
The Avada Kedavra Spell is Boring
Ok so there's not a whole lot to say to this one, but I never really liked the Avada Kedavra spell. It kinda ruined magic for me. There we were in a world of charms, potions and clever magical innovations and then they dropped a big fat obvious death spell on us. Actually on the topic of spells I never quite understood how one "made" a spell. Professor Snape made that really hectic, fuck off spell when he was but a young lad and it never really explained how. Up to that point magic seemed fixed, you just used whatever existed. But then how is a spell made? Do you just mash latin words together and see what happens?
Muggles
When book seven wrapped things up I was disappointed. No, not JUST because that horrible epilogue thing felt tacked on and shitty. It was because I always kinda thought the whole muggle/wizard relationship would improve or resolve itself in some way. But no, it was not to be. You see I never really liked how wizards thought they were the shit and that muggles were retarded. Pretty much everything wizards could do with magic muggles could do with technology. So why no unity between the two? Surely a megitech utopia ala Final Fantasy VI is just a simple diplomatic event away? Also, why is it wizards seem completely unable to comprehend anything muggle related? I recall the third book mentioning a gun and having to explain it as being "like a muggle wand that makes things dead." Surely having metal rip through your flesh isn't that hard to figure out? And why is it that wizards apparently shared technology with muggles up to about the 18th century and then decided to get all Amish and timelock themselves? I mean they use quils, the wear robes, they ride around in animal drawn carriages. Why is it that they understood muggle tech up to that point but then failed to grasp the concepts behind a steam engine or a computer?
Why Are Wizards Idiots?
Yeah, you heard me. Wizards are idiots. Whatcha gonna do about THAT, fight me? You see in the series you encounter hundreds of characters and really only about 5 or so come accross as intelligent people. All the students do is complain about homework and stuff. Which seems silly because the homework is extremely practical. I mean if you were a wizard, as if you wouldn't just devote all your time to being powerful? I mean I'm not saying I'd become a dark overlord here, but in the barbaric and relatively lawless wizarding world power is everything. Without being able to stand up for yourself you'll just end up being the supreme gimp to the next inevitable dark wizard who rolls along. It's not like wizard homework is "write an essay discussing the various readings present in Tim Winton's Cloudstreet." Wizard homework is "find out how to fuck up your enemies." Stupid wizards.
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